The past is funny sometimes

I spent most of my evening wasting away in front of the GameCube with Link, who really isn't link anymore... hmmm... well it's Zelda Wind Waker.
I chatted a bit with Pseudo Gabe, always enlightening.

Star Trek: TNG Marathon

All day today I have been playing Zelda on the GameCube and watching Star Trek on G4.
I also took the time to watch Heavenly Creatures. I fucking adore this movie. Found a couple stills...



I did a bit of research on it today as it is based on a true story of 2 young women in New Zealand in the 50s. And I found some of the diary entries recorded from the trial of Yvonne and Juliet.
Now I need to remember to buy this movie. The scene when Melanie Lynskey and Kate Winslett are running through the forest in their underware singing Mario Lanza songs makes me wish I had less inhibitions.
This movie also brings back memories of attempting to murder my own parent by stabbing him. Surely I would have received a stiffer punishment had I actually killed him.
It just proves that the teenage mind is not a logical one.

The Borg are trying to attack Earth, I am off to become one with my couch.

Batteries not included

What do you do when you discover that an ex-sexual partner has stolen your sex toys?

About 6 or 7 years ago I went on a field trip in Michigan with my friend Tasha and gay Pete to the sex shop in Grand Rapids. We ended up in a pretty seedy area of town...okay most of Grand Rapids is a shit-hole, but this was worse than your average shit-hole.
Tasha and I were there as Pete's moral support, he was there to watch the porno movie and wank in one of the booths in the back. (Oh the stories I have heard about dried on cum and men walking in on him as he is just finishing up, etc etc... I am digressing)
Tasha and I were bored. We read most of the ass fetish video boxes, snickering. We wandered around looking at the clothes or lack there of. We stumbled on a rack of vibrators, vibrators with animal print patterns!! Score!
The 3 of us all ended up getting a brand new animal print vibrator that evening, and up until recently I thought I still had it with me here across the country. Alas, I have not.
Apparently it is now in Oregon along with a lot of my dresses and skirts. Now, there are quite a few reasons why I would want to go back to Oregon. It is beautiful, low wage men pump your gas, I love Mount Emily... But chasing after a zebra printed vibrator is not in the top 100.
That had historical value, damn it!

As a side note: Pete, I really hope you are still alive and have not contracted AIDS. You were a great ego booster. I miss you and your incessant whining.

You will wake up in t-minus 5...4...3..

i fell asleep on my 3ft wide couch early this morning with the television on. Somehow in my daze between being awake and really falling asleep I must have changed the channel to NASA tv. Sometime around 6 o'clock am a god forsaken air force officer starts screeching, "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!"
I bolted off the couch and...

I went to the local art-house and took in Little Miss Sunshine. By the time I got out of the theatre I was coughing and hacking wads of phlegm from the amount of laughter that had ensued. I will be buying this movie.

Today was my mom's birthday. Only 2 months until I too am a year older.